Fat Butt
Fat butt or PHAT butt? Ok, it's just a very evolved white girl, and it's effing perfect. <3
Thongs R Us
If we could type a backwards R we would. But we CAN'T. That doesn't take away from how juicy this white girl is. Appreciate it.
Boobies Count
Thick girls offer more than just butts (and probably some cool personalities, but who knows?)....they also have big squishy boobs. You can't get that with a skinny chick.
Cutie in the Mirror
Who's that cutie in the mirror? It's not a bony, boring girl. We can say that for sure.
No Pants Selfie
Thick white girls are best enjoyed sans-pants. Pants are stupid anyways. We're over them.